Corrupt a wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:43 am

They are, but the mango robots are back to stop you from getting out of the door Razz

I wish I had nice, not frizzy hair (stupid wish, I know Razz

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Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:16 am

You have BEAUTIFUL hair, but it's too pretty that it just falls out completely.

I now wish I could go back in time to the 20s :/

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You do but you drink to much and get caught.

I wish I had a job that didn't suck so much.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:38 am

You have an awesome job, but you suck at it so you get fired quickly.

I wish people never forced me to go (clothes) shopping Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:25 pm

They stop asking you to go shopping, but now never visits you ever or talks to you.

I wish shopping was fun.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Sep 03, 2014 5:54 pm

Well, it is, but only for your mom.

I wish I could spend my day in front of my computer, doing productive sh*t.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Sep 03, 2014 11:48 pm

You end up having a productive day, but then right in the middle, the computer crashes, ruining you're productiveness.

I wish... I could've gone to Hogwarts on September 1st

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Sep 04, 2014 10:25 am

You do, but then they realize you're a muggle and kick you out by the 15th, so you end up going to a normal school (when does your school start, though?).

I wish I could live in Britain and know all those amazing phrases (all amazing phrases short of 'See a man about a dog', that is Razz

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Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:33 am

You do but then everyone forgets what they mean and they don't understand you.

I wish I had fries.

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You do then they turn into rabid monkeys and begin spraypainting you until you look as if you just escaped a horror film slasher and entered into a jeff dunham mayhem episode.

I wish I had better attention span.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:18 am

You do but than you get no time for yourself!

I wish I wasn't so shy and had more friends!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:12 am

You have more friends, but they're nerds with tons of allergies who follow you around and sneeze all over you all the time.

I WISH I COULD JUST WIN A MILLION DOLLARS AT THE CASINO ALREADY Razz

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You win a million dollars at the casino and turns out to be all counterfiet bills that send the cuban cartel after you...dead or alive...to get it all back. > : )

I wish I could stick all you awesome peoples in a box and keeps you all. ^_^

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:06 am

You can, but we don't like being kept in a box so we blow up your house and escape.

I wish I could be top poster. Razz

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You become top poster and suddenly you destroy space time continium as it happened too soon! Razz

I wish I was not such an insomniac.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:34 pm

You're no longer an insomniac, but now you sleep for 12 hours a night.

I wish I had a new laptop.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:15 pm

You do, but it doesn't work at all.

I wish I had chocolate.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:16 pm

YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE BUT IT'LL KILL YOU IF YOU EAT IT.

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO HIT THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:12 am

You do but than technology evolves and it doesn't exist anymore.

I wish... that I can meet all my online friends in real life!

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You meet all your online friends, but it turns out they're all serial killers.
You die.

I wish my white wig will come soon Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:03 pm

Your white wig comes in, but it's pink instead of white.

I wish I didn't work today.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:22 pm

You don't, but that's because you've been fired and you're now very poor.

I wish some of my eleven year-olds were less annoying Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:34 pm

They're less annoying, but only because they're all dead.

I wish my flight wasn't delayed 6 hours.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:47 pm

It isn't, it's delayed seven and a half.

I wish it wasn't so COLD in this house.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:05 pm

its no longer cold in your house, it's 200 degrees

i wish my hogwarts letter didn't get lost when i was 11