Corrupt a wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:41 pm

Granted but then Senter happens instead of Haoife.

I wish birds could stop pooping on me.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:50 pm

^^ I wouldn't mind that Razz

Birds stop, but then unicorns start. ~~True, the poo is magical sweets but still...~~ Razz

I WISH IT WAS NORMAL FOR PEOPLE TO WRITE POSTS ENTIRELY IN ANGRY CAPS.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:10 pm

It's normal, but then Caps no longer imply anger or excitement. They are just boring.

I WISH EVELYN WOULD STOP POSTING JOSH HUTCHERSON CAT WHISKER GIFS ON THE CHATBOX Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Fri Jan 17, 2014 7:40 am

I DO BUT THEN I START POSTING JOSHERAOM HAMSTER WHISKER GIFS INSTEAD Very Happy

I WISH HUNTER LOVED JOSH HUTCHERSON CAT WHISKER GIFS <3

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:11 am

He does, but then he tells you he's really NOT Josh Hutcherson and your life is ruined.

I wish everyone would just stop talking about Hunter!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 20, 2014 5:31 pm

Granted, but he gets mad that you chose such a wish and stops being best friends with you.

I WISH HUNTER WAS REALLY JOSH HUTCHERSON AND HIS REAL NAME WAS ONLY HIS ALIAS.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:51 pm

DUH HE IS DUH. BUT SINCE THIS IS A GAME, HE IS BUT HIS SCHEDULE GETS TOO BUSY SO HE LEAVES US AND WE NEVER HEAR FROM HERE AGAIN Surprised

I WISH HUNTER WOULD READ TFIOS.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:56 pm

He does but he is so depressed by the end of it that he fails in shooting The Mockingjay and hates us for asking him to read it for the rest of his life.

I wish my mum believed me when I told the truth.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:08 pm

Hunter would never stop being my friend! D: He loves me!

She does, but then she believes EVERYTHING you say.

I wish I had Ben Barnes for my brithday :3

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Feb 24, 2014 10:03 am

You get Ben Barnes, but he has warts all over his body. Oh yes, warts and pimples ready to burst. EVERYWHERE!

I wish my nails wouldn't get dirty!

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Your nails will not get dirty, but the rest of your hands will not stay clean.

I wish I could listen to music twenty-four, seven.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Feb 24, 2014 3:05 pm

Vilde! That was a mental image I wish I'd never had! >.<

Anyway, on to Samantha's wish. You do get to listen music 24/7, but it's folk music (the bagpipe one, I mean) and there is no way you can turn it down nor off.

I wish.....I wish...Um. Oh, I wish I had lived in the 60s!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:42 pm

You had but you were in yours 80s so obviously you didn't have LTM or Hunter and you felt miserable and like something vital was missing from your life but you didn't know what! Razz

I wish I could have lots of sleep!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:55 pm

No Hunter? D:

You do get your sleep but then you can't wake up at all.
(That sounds mean, I'm sorry)

I wish Ryfer would happen Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:22 pm

RYFER HAPPENS FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS BUT THEN JEN CHEATS ON RYLAND WITH WADE AND WAFER HAPPENS AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER! Very Happy

I wish I was average height!

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:49 pm

You are average height but then you move to a house with high ceiling and can't even change the light bulb by yourself. (Happens to me all the time Razz

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I wish I was more productive.

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You become more productive but all of a sudden there is no end to the things you have to do.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

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Jeremy Rufford wrote:: RYFER HAPPENS FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS BUT THEN JEN CHEATS ON RYLAND WITH WADE AND WAFER HAPPENS AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

OH MY GOD EVELYN Razz

HOW IS THAT RUINING MY WISH?! #WAFER #RYFER #WHATEVER

There are more hours in a day, but you age faster than before.

I wish I Evan and Nasim would visit Hunter and I Razz

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Evan visits, but he can only stay for one hour.

I wish dogs could speak actual words.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Mar 08, 2014 10:50 pm

They can, but they are really mean to you and they say horrible stuff Razz

I wish my five year-old niece would stop singing Frozen songs.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:02 pm

WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT?!?!

Anyway, she does stop singing Frozen songs, but then starts playing the whole The Hobbit soundtrack and never stops. (Which I guess would be annoying to you even though I'd love it.)

I wish my English teacher's British accent was contagious so I could have an accent, too.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:16 pm

The Hobbit would be so much better! I See Fire and everything!

You get your British accent but it's really loud and high-pitched, and you can't go back to your awesome previous accent Razz

I wish I didn't have loads of stuff to do tomorrow.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Mar 09, 2014 11:31 am

You don't, but then you become super lazy and fat because your husband starts doing all the work and leaves nothing for you.

I wish my mum would stop complaining about me using the laptop first thing in the morning.

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Mar 09, 2014 2:52 pm

She does, but then the laptop explodes so you can't come online at all Shocked

I wish I had some good foooooooooood Razz

Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Sun Mar 09, 2014 3:44 pm

NOOOOOO WHY Sad

You do but it's good sheep.

I wish dad stopped thinking that I have no opinion.