Muggle Studies, Lesson One, Term 8 (ALL YEARS)

Since it was almost Christmas, and he hadn’t put together a lesson, Chad thought that he should probably do that. Phineas had come to him and said that the students were wondering when class was going to start, and why they hadn’t had a lesson yet. In all truth and honesty, he was lazy. Yes, ladies and gents, Chad Wilcox was lazy. So, this was why he was sitting in his office, ready to start his VERY first lesson when it was close to Christmas Break.

Phinny-Boy was the first to walk into the room. Of course he was! He was his mother’s son! Always punctual and following the rules. Since he moved in with Chad, Chad knew he had to fix that if he was living under his roof! Ahhh… And what could he do to the kid now? He was in his class, and he was the teacher!!!! Oh!! This was going to be fun! He wondered if the kid had a girlfriend yet! He could tease Phin to know end! How awesome would that be?

Chad looked over to the side table and saw that his own microwave oven, and toaster where sitting perfectly on the table. He had a loaf of bread, and some pizza rolls. He didn’t know how the wizard kids lived without pizza rolls, those things where the shit. He practically lived on them, which needed to change since he had taken Phineas in. He smiled, and tried to look all professional like with his hands behind his head and his feet on the desk as the students started to arrive.

He was going to be a cool teacher. Cooler than that weird bloke who taught charms! He walked by his classroom one day, and saw him talking to furniture! He also had heard that Chloe, the Astronomy, and now History teacher was cool too. He would blow her out of the water. I mean… Who wouldn’t want to come to an easy ass class and eat pizza rolls? That was why he applied for the job in the first place…

This was going to be amazing. Boring and easy, but totally amazing. Muggle Studies! Aoife was going to know everything already and ace it! Her plan for the classes was to sit at the back and sleep through the whole thing. Someone could nudge her if she needed to do anything, so it would be fine. The professor was Phin's uncle and he was a sarcastic lazy git from what she had heard. Which meant he wouldn't care much if she slept.

Yeah, he looked like he fitted Phin's description. Her best friend was there already. "Hey Phin!" she grinned. "Hey Phin's uncle!" Not caring about sitting by anyone, she grabbed a pizza roll and made her way to the back. Food was good, so she liked the git dude. Aoife put her head on the table, ready to go straight to sleep.