SEVENTH-YEAR MEMORY BOOK

A big book for seventh-years to write about their time at Hogwarts, the experiences they have had and the goodbyes they have to say.

The first page contains a message:

Page #1:

Dear Hogwarts,

My name is Tor. I don't have much to write here, based off the facts that I hate Hogwarts and all but a couple of students and I don't give a shit about whatever this book is supposed to be. Nonetheless, I'm sure that I will be able to come up with something.

First of all, I hate you Aoife. Back off. I'm sure everyone else feels the same about you as I do. 

Oliver from Charms, I don't know you too well but you seem annoying. Madeline, you are slightly less annoying. You should talk more. But don't turn out like Aoife. Lyra, I don't get you. But I don't think I hate you. Derek, you're all right. But using long words nobody else understands won't help you in life. Kynan, I almost like you. You're good at Quidditch. Still not quite as exceptionally gifted as I am. Maybe one day.

To the Slytherins, don't have too much house pride. All of the houses are stupid and pathetic, Slytherin only moderately less.

Morgana, I love you. And I'm sorry that you don't love me back. I'll give up now, hopefully never see you again after we graduate.

In terms of advice for future students, I'd say to remember that this place sucks. Transfer to Durmstrang instead. 

I don't have any memories that are really worth mentioning here, other than the shitty ones, like taking exams, sitting in the Common Room bored as hell and trying to get past swarms of annoying first years in the corridor. Like I said, terrible school.

Fuck you Hogwarts.

Tor Odin Gunnarson.
Slytherin, Durmstrang Exchange Student, Quidditch Player, Graduating Class of 2032.

Hogwarts,

You have taught me a lot of stuff, no thanks to your professors, but to the library. You have offered little space, and when I am left at peace, it lasts for a few moments, and then someone disrupts. The girls' dormitory in the Slytherin common room isn't all that relaxing to hang out in. You're not as big as you think.

Lucia Henley; you give too easy potions tasks. Let people improve, will you?

Andre Jean-Louis Leblanc; you're not much of a professor, where you stand, treasuring your table, and not giving students anything interesting to do.

Chloe Gracen; I never stayed in your class long, and there's a reason for that.

Owen Gray; never have I met such an absent headmaster. One thing I have noted is how incapable you are of keeping a full staff.

Sandra Torres; see the above.

To the current professors that I haven't mentioned; maybe you'll stay here. But according to odds, I'd say no.

As for the students, you've all been a nuisance, some less than others. I think I'll start with my own year.

Elita; you've been less than a pain in the ass, as I have barely spoken to you these seven years.

Tor Odin; I'm not sorry. And I agree; I hope we'll never meet again.

Darcy; you're one of the weakest people I've ever met, but you're also one of the bravest. I enjoyed our lessons.

Maya; you are the only one left on this school with a brain. You are also the only one I respect and the only one I'd even consider keeping in touch with.

Anthony; you seem to like solitude as much as I do, so you're not a bother.

Kynan; you're not bad.

Deirdre; I don't really know you, and you haven't annoyed me, so I don't mind you.

Evan; pretty much the same as Deirdre.

Aoife; you are the most annoying person I've ever met. I don't like you, I hope I never have to see you again, but even despite all that, you weren't the worst co-worker. I will not thank you.

Hunter; Lucy seems to respect you, I respect Lucy. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but your conversations aren't boring either.

Oliver; your arguments are ill-formed, and you often misinterpret people, but you're an all right guy.

Madeline; your a quiet girl and I have no opinion of you.

If I've forgotten anyone, I suppose you just didn't leave much of an impression. As for the students older than me and already graduated, I see only a few worth mentioning. That would be Lucy Malfoy, Aylee Walters, James Riddle and Ryland Marcotte Malfoy.

Other than that, Hogwarts, I have little to say but good riddance. You've been a milestone, and I'm very ready to leave you behind.